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  • December 20, 2015 at 9:22 pm in reply to: Am I forever a screw up? #90100
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    I’m honest
    So honest I can’t even tell my dog a lie
    “Hey Rover. If you sit down here and be a nice boy
    I’ll give you a huge bone”
    Well OK, the bone wasn’t so big. You could argue I told a lie there.
    I’m transparent, invisible, you can see right through me.

    I have no skeletons in the closet
    The people I murdered (skeletons) are buried in the backyard.

    That was an attempt at black/dark humour. Did I succeed? Or have I turned you off Jack for ever?

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    December 20, 2015 at 9:15 pm in reply to: Takes two to tango #90098
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    December 20, 2015 at 9:12 pm in reply to: Takes two to tango #90097
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    A narcissist, among other things has no empathy for you or anyone. Can’t make him or her feel guilty. They make themselves the centre of the universe and convince you that, you must attend to their needs.
    I’m not bashing people who feel victims by the way. I feel a victim often and lack strategies to deal with strong personalities. But I have to take some responsibility for dealing with such “difficult” people. I probably appear as the “difficult one” to other people. I’m borderline passive aggressive sometimes.

    December 20, 2015 at 9:03 pm in reply to: STOP IT! #90095
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    pointing the finger towards yourself?
    I might’ve triggered this then. sorry about that.

    December 20, 2015 at 8:15 pm in reply to: Last thing on my "Bucket List" #90077
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    the last scene in the Breakfast Club and they walk out of Saturday detention. One of them puts his arm up in defiance as the music plays “Don’t you forget about me!”. great song I agree. That really moved me at the time.
    trying to think of the band’s name. (simple minds?)

    December 20, 2015 at 8:09 pm in reply to: The 7 Deadly Sins #90073
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    I can understand a lot of what you say Lily. Please don’t make a hasty exit . We need all types of people here. I value interesting points of view whether I agree with them or not.

    December 20, 2015 at 8:06 pm in reply to: Religion and Jokes #90072
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    thank you. And I thought this was a nice forum. My bad

    I’m the only unnice strange one here.
    Everyone else is OK.

    December 20, 2015 at 8:05 pm in reply to: Takes two to tango #90071
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    that’s a relief
    can you tango by the way?

    December 20, 2015 at 8:04 pm in reply to: Last thing on my "Bucket List" #90070
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    it’s f***ing hot here today! 38 degrees centrigrade. partner is at the beach right now and dog is looking at me, panting, exhausted. I think I’ll go to the beach later. (now midday)

    MCG (Melbourne Cricket Ground) Holds almost 100 000 people. that’s where I want to go one day for cricket or AFL. (Aussie Football)

    God I miss smoking.
    Maybe I should take up eating marshmallows.

    December 20, 2015 at 7:59 pm in reply to: Am I forever a screw up? #90068
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    I don’t want to see who go?
    who, that’s who.
    come back who.
    Who:
    You mentioned something about you feeling patronised by people because of your lack of status. I can relate to that. That is one of the worst aspects of having no leverage, a lowly status position in life. As I get older and just hold down the occasional entry level job for a few months or years, I notice a gradual erosion of self-belief, and lack of respect from others. Notice how the successful guy gets the rapt audience? People hang on to his every word whereas Jaundiced Jack, is more often than not the butt of others people’s jokes. “poor old Jack, just give him the sack!”

    December 20, 2015 at 7:52 pm in reply to: Religion and Jokes #90063
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    mmm interesting though…

    December 20, 2015 at 7:45 pm in reply to: Last thing on my "Bucket List" #90056
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    smores?

    December 20, 2015 at 7:42 pm in reply to: Takes two to tango #90054
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    Come on anita, a child is a different matter.
    I mean when we are fully grown adults.

    December 20, 2015 at 6:27 pm in reply to: Last thing on my "Bucket List" #90045
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    bucket lists brilliant!
    Hope you hang around who. This place needs some livening up now and then.

    On my bucket list is to visit some sporting arenas in Australia (where I live). Watch some finals and big games of football or cricket.
    I’d like to visit New York and go to some unique bars. Also New Orleans for the Jazz festival. LA maybe as long as I don’t get carjacked.

    My last day.
    Ok my wife, my dog, sitting near the beach with a gentle breeze. I’d be having a few beers and I’d take up smoking again just for that day. (I quit 8 years ago) Maybe some music from the 80’s in the background.

    December 20, 2015 at 5:52 pm in reply to: JOKES #90040
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    I’m trying to think of a joke I heard recently but it is eluding me this very minute.

    Did you hear about the guy who came onto Tiny Buddha to find the meaning of life?
    He’s still here and he hasn’t found it yet.

    No that wasn’t the joke, I made that one up….

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