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  • #90325
    jock
    Participant

    Did you hear about the overweight Aussie who came on to Tiny Buddha forum, starting an avalanche of self-obsessed threads?
    Apparently he finds himself fascinating and can’t understand why others don’t find him just as fascinating.

    #90347
    jock
    Participant

    My cup runneth over with threads, this morning. Compare it to an artistic surge or mania! 🙂

    #90352
    Anonymous
    Guest

    I love all these threads! Can’t have enough of them! An artistic surge, a Jack Mania, AN avalanche, like it, more, more I say.
    anita

    #90355
    jock
    Participant

    I should take up sewing,since I love starting threads so much.

    #90358
    Anonymous
    Guest

    I just laughed for the first time today (and it is almost bedtime) Thank you- it was unexpected, the laughter, hmm. Sewing…

    #90361
    jock
    Participant

    I’ve worn you out with my threading tonight/today, haven’t I.
    I’m due to come down off this high tomorrow so will go back into my shell.
    sweet dreams!

    #90362
    Anonymous
    Guest

    You are right, 8:30, almost bed time. I had such a huge dinner because there were guests here, I may want to wait before going to bed. Chile and corn bread, and a bit of cheese.But lots of chili, no beans though.
    anita

    #90368
    jock
    Participant

    aw chilli, not a big fan of chilli these days, prefer medium curries, for example.

    #90374
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Love curries with Nan. I do eat too much though, walking at least six miles per day does not burn enough. Love burgers with feta cheese, did you try that- they go well together. Melted feta cheese and beef burgers.

    #90378
    jock
    Participant

    I love fetta. But what I really love recently is Margarita Pizza. We go to this restaurant near the beach and they serve them. With a tall glass of beer, they are exceptional!

    #90382
    Anonymous
    Guest

    First pizza I ever had was margarita pizza, in Israel, It was divine. I remember a few firsts, things not local in Israel when I lived there, before the modernization that happened after I left there: the first peanut butter, Jiffy type. I couldn’t stop eating it, that first jar I came across, I was nineteen. I remember the first pancake, same age (I lived in tel aviv, the big city at nineteen)- the first maple syrup (artificial) that I soaked the first pancakes in, heavenly. I remember the first Chinese restaurant, about the same age.

    anita

    Oh, and the first soft american icecream….

    #90413
    jock
    Participant

    mmmm pancakes and MS, I could eat one right now

    TB is deadly quiet again.
    It’s enough to test the patience of Jobe, or is that Jehovah?
    It’s enough to test the patience of Jack sounds better.
    Some threads live such short lives. Dying in their prime. How sad! When they could live such a long, fulfilled life.

    This forum suits me because I talk to myself a lot anyway. 🙂

    #90416
    jock
    Participant

    Reminds me of a teacher I had in the 4th grade. To get us quiet he would sit down in his chair and wait for us to gradually stop making noise. Then he would say “I want you to listen. Can you hear this pin drop?” Of course we all believed that a pin could make any noise when hitting the timber floor. And that he actually had a pin in his hand. I couldn’t see from the back.
    So, can you hear a pin drop? 🙂

    #90422
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Dear Jack:

    It will be 6 am your time, you are up early this pre Christmas day. Too hot already in the day? I wonder. A bit of snow here but the mountains around have lots of snow hanging from the trees, that is cool. A mild winter though.

    anita

    #90442
    jock
    Participant

    yeah I usually do my chores from 5.00am, clean the house top to bottom, dog walk, 20 mile run, 5 km swim,50 km cycle, 30 minutes weights, 30 minutes stretching, 30 minutes meditation. Power breakfast including whey and a nutraninjamasterblasta juice, then I’m ready to sit down check my emails, and see what’s cooking on Tiny Buddha.

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