I thought the first one was better, maybe because I was hungrier when I typed the second. I would like to commit to not going to bed until someone else answers one of your two new threads of this evening, but I think I will stick to my hunger strike.
I am so lonely, I have a slug for a pet.
I am so lonely, I am playing hide and seek with a ghost I met on Meetup. com/displaced ghosts
I am so lonely, I am pretending I exist.