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  • #87369
    jock
    Participant

    Ratings from 0 to 10
    0 being totally unlonely
    10 being “I’m so lonely, my dog yawns when I approach”.

    #87371
    jock
    Participant

    I’m so lonely, my pot plants have asked, can they move next door.

    #87373
    jock
    Participant

    I’m so lonely, my favourite forum to post is Tiny Buddha.

    #87380
    Anonymous
    Guest

    I am so lonely, there is no reflection of me when i look in the mirror

    I am so lonely, I talk to myself even when I don’t feel like talking

    #87381
    jock
    Participant

    that second one is especially good ! 🙂

    #87387
    Anonymous
    Guest

    I thought the first one was better, maybe because I was hungrier when I typed the second. I would like to commit to not going to bed until someone else answers one of your two new threads of this evening, but I think I will stick to my hunger strike.

    I am so lonely, I have a slug for a pet.

    I am so lonely, I am playing hide and seek with a ghost I met on Meetup. com/displaced ghosts

    I am so lonely, I am pretending I exist.

    #87389
    jock
    Participant

    I am so lonely, I am pretending I exist.

    That’s quite profound I think.
    A lot of us are probably doing that very thing each day.

    #87393
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Yes, that is deep, Jack, but you are probably not as hungry as I am since I am the one on a hunger strike. All I need is ONE person to post on one of your new threads. It can be someone who exists or someone who pretends to exist. Twenty five minutes on my huger strike.

    I am so hungry, I may eat my pet slug.

    #87394
    Anonymous
    Guest

    I mean, that is deep, Jack, but you can afford being deep because you are not the one on a hunger strike. My first hunger strike in my lifetime. I waited my whole life for a good reason to go on one, and voila, tonight I found a good reason.

    #87400
    Anonymous
    Guest

    I am so lonely, even the lonely OP has now left me here alone

    (40 minutes on my hunger strike, but who is counting, oh, yes, only me…)

    #87442
    HealingWords
    Participant

    I’m not lonely at all! I like my own company.
    But maybe Im so lonely I developed a split personality so I would never be alone

    #87446
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Dear Laure:

    Thank you for being the one to end my hunger strike of two hours or so. I went on the strike in protest of me and Jack being the only ones to post on his two new threads this evening.

    Taking your joke and running with it, I will try:

    I am so lonely,… no, I got nothing. Thanks again for ending my first hunger strike.
    anita

    #87452
    jock
    Participant

    But maybe Im so lonely I developed a split personality so I would never be alone

    I can fully understand this having discovered at least 20 inner selves. It’s like a party in your mind, all the time. Only problem is certain inner selves start bullying the others and spoil the party.

    #87457
    Glenda
    Participant

    Jack, it is never too late to hand your life over to God! I notice you being tempted by the philistine psychology of Freud. Don’t do it! It’s atheistic rubbish!

    #87462
    Dernell
    Participant

    I’m so lonely” ( I laugh” at my own jokes )…

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