Am I forever a screw up?

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December 21, 2015 at 7:10 pm #90207

jock
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Ok I’ll come clean
My real name is Santa
Santa Claus.
God this honesty stuff is killing me!

December 21, 2015 at 7:28 pm #90215

Anonymous
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Dear Santa Claus:

An overweight Aussie, you wrote, now it all makes sense. Santa Claus Jack, of course. Appropriate for the season and not in congruent with inner selves. Just watch your Santa Butt when you visit Fresno, California.

Keep on with the honesty, I can’t wait for the next disclosure. Hilarious, funny, witty Jack!

anita

P.S. May I have a … (will think of a present I desire)

December 21, 2015 at 7:43 pm #90220

jock
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Ho ho ho!
Now young lady, have you been naughty or nice this year?
I gotta few gifts in here, if you’ve been nice. Oh and look. One tiny gift if you’ve been a bit naughty. What is that? Guess it’s a mistake. Better not tell you what it is, or you’ll be naughty all the time!

December 21, 2015 at 7:44 pm #90221

jock
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my santa butt !! 🙂

December 21, 2015 at 7:48 pm #90224

who
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Thanks! for the TRUE WORDS OF COMFORT! BEAUTIFUL!
I choose who because some years ago, me and some friends went to go play lazer tag at this indoor place. When the game was over, the game room employe started to announce the winner. And he kept on repeating Who won!
So for about 10-15 minutes of confusion to everyone, it was clarified that Who was the guy name that he use for the game.
I thought it was funny!
So that’s why I use who.

December 21, 2015 at 7:58 pm #90229

Anonymous
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Dear who:

I like your user name. It is funny sometimes to use it. I like it.

Santa Jack:

I am thinking of asking for ..

Wait a minute, this is impossible. If it is summer in Australia and it is over 100 degrees F (39 C) How can it be Christmas? Christmas in the heat of summer? What is Santa wearing in such heat? He can’t wear his suit. It (okay, brace yourselves, I am attempting at joking, hence a warning)- now I lost it because I warned you… But how can it be Christmas in the heat of summer and what is Santa wearing for crying out loud? A bathing suit? this is obscene and I am outraged!

anita

December 21, 2015 at 8:18 pm #90233

jock
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Imagine me, Santa Claus, riding a surfboard. But Jack can’t ride one so how could Santa?

December 21, 2015 at 8:19 pm #90235

jock
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a barbecue on Christmas day? you’re joking!
No I’m not joking but we are going to a restaurant this year for Christmas lunch

December 21, 2015 at 8:40 pm #90244

Anonymous
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I missed the barbecue thing. A restaurant, good idea, Jack. Not much fuss.
anita

December 22, 2015 at 5:30 pm #90324

jock
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Last day of the heatwave here. I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. Well, a cool one anyway.

December 23, 2015 at 8:16 am #90401

Anonymous
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* Dear Jack:

I am dreaming of a white Christmas, not snowing today, but there is a chance. Oh, I loved your comment on the other thread, a genius comment, re wording it here: I would like to accept and love myself in spite of my imperfections but that would be too ambitious of me. Original and very witty one line comment by you, quality, quotable, publishable.

Dear who:

Where are you and how are you? Haven’t heard from you for a while.

anita
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