How lonely are you?

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November 13, 2015 at 5:22 pm #87369

jock
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Ratings from 0 to 10
0 being totally unlonely
10 being “I’m so lonely, my dog yawns when I approach”.

November 13, 2015 at 5:24 pm #87371

jock
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I’m so lonely, my pot plants have asked, can they move next door.

November 13, 2015 at 5:25 pm #87373

jock
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I’m so lonely, my favourite forum to post is Tiny Buddha.

November 13, 2015 at 5:31 pm #87380

Anonymous
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I am so lonely, there is no reflection of me when i look in the mirror

I am so lonely, I talk to myself even when I don’t feel like talking

November 13, 2015 at 5:35 pm #87381

jock
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that second one is especially good ! 🙂

November 13, 2015 at 5:42 pm #87387

Anonymous
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I thought the first one was better, maybe because I was hungrier when I typed the second. I would like to commit to not going to bed until someone else answers one of your two new threads of this evening, but I think I will stick to my hunger strike.

I am so lonely, I have a slug for a pet.

I am so lonely, I am playing hide and seek with a ghost I met on Meetup. com/displaced ghosts

I am so lonely, I am pretending I exist.

November 13, 2015 at 5:46 pm #87389

jock
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I am so lonely, I am pretending I exist.

That’s quite profound I think.
A lot of us are probably doing that very thing each day.

November 13, 2015 at 5:53 pm #87393

Anonymous
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Yes, that is deep, Jack, but you are probably not as hungry as I am since I am the one on a hunger strike. All I need is ONE person to post on one of your new threads. It can be someone who exists or someone who pretends to exist. Twenty five minutes on my huger strike.

I am so hungry, I may eat my pet slug.

November 13, 2015 at 5:54 pm #87394

Anonymous
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I mean, that is deep, Jack, but you can afford being deep because you are not the one on a hunger strike. My first hunger strike in my lifetime. I waited my whole life for a good reason to go on one, and voila, tonight I found a good reason.

November 13, 2015 at 6:07 pm #87400

Anonymous
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I am so lonely, even the lonely OP has now left me here alone

(40 minutes on my hunger strike, but who is counting, oh, yes, only me…)

November 13, 2015 at 7:20 pm #87442

HealingWords
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I’m not lonely at all! I like my own company.
But maybe Im so lonely I developed a split personality so I would never be alone

November 13, 2015 at 7:45 pm #87446

Anonymous
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Dear Laure:

Thank you for being the one to end my hunger strike of two hours or so. I went on the strike in protest of me and Jack being the only ones to post on his two new threads this evening.

Taking your joke and running with it, I will try:

I am so lonely,… no, I got nothing. Thanks again for ending my first hunger strike.
anita

November 13, 2015 at 10:01 pm #87452

jock
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But maybe Im so lonely I developed a split personality so I would never be alone

I can fully understand this having discovered at least 20 inner selves. It’s like a party in your mind, all the time. Only problem is certain inner selves start bullying the others and spoil the party.

November 13, 2015 at 11:16 pm #87457

Glenda
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Jack, it is never too late to hand your life over to God! I notice you being tempted by the philistine psychology of Freud. Don’t do it! It’s atheistic rubbish!

November 13, 2015 at 11:33 pm #87462

Dernell
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I’m so lonely” ( I laugh” at my own jokes )…
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